Sunday, October 28, 2007

From The Al Gore School Of Science

The Human race will 'split into two different species'

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.
Wow, this is even better than "Global Warming because of human CO2 emissions"! Looks like Oliver Curry has read "The Time Machine" one too many times during his research.

And if we all listen to Al Gore, we just may end up like the Eloi, who live in small communistic communities within large, futuristic yet dilapidated buildings, doing no work and eating a frugivorous diet; devoid of the implementation of agriculture or technology, skills of which the Eloi seem incapable.

Perhaps H.G. Wells should be required reading with Gore's global warming movie in school science classes.