Sunday, October 28, 2007

From The Al Gore School Of Science

The Human race will 'split into two different species'

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.
Wow, this is even better than "Global Warming because of human CO2 emissions"! Looks like Oliver Curry has read "The Time Machine" one too many times during his research.

And if we all listen to Al Gore, we just may end up like the Eloi, who live in small communistic communities within large, futuristic yet dilapidated buildings, doing no work and eating a frugivorous diet; devoid of the implementation of agriculture or technology, skills of which the Eloi seem incapable.

Perhaps H.G. Wells should be required reading with Gore's global warming movie in school science classes.


Sharon J. said...

Not Time Machine related, but my 5 yo daughter looking over my shoulder commented that the short one was in the "wrong place." It's supposed to be smallest to biggest.

Mrs Mecomber said...

I think this has already occurred: top scientists are already "dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures."

Sheesh. I guess if one believes in evolution, one will believe anything...

Anonymous said...

Judy! How do you get/do all of the great pictures on your blog? My eleven year old daughter and I want to know!---:O)

Judy Aron said...

anonymous - you can email me and I can explain .. but basically I get pictures from all over - many of them are ones I take with my camera and upload to my computer and eventually to Blogger. Other stuff can be made with picture generators (those are the ones with customized sayings on them, like my birthday cake).

Hercules Mulligan said...

Hmmm. If this scientist is an evolutionist, I have a good guess as to who the "inferior" species will be.

Mrs. Mecomber -- VERY GOOD INPUT! (LOL).

Someone once asked why people never use the ape-like behavior and "dim wits" of believers in evolution as proof that people evolved from monkeys! I answer that evolutionists would be insulting themselves and be implying that non-evolutionists (i.e., those who don't act like animals) are more "highly evolved"!

Anyway, thanks for this post.

The King said...

I think this has already happened. We all know that the Democrats are dim-witted.

Next, we'll be seeing them seek special status so they can reap special entitlements and tax breaks for their disability that the rest of us have to subsidize through higher taxation.